Something to make you laugh: Momma and I are sitting in the library and she keeps blowing her nose. AND the person who is sitting across from me thinks that I'm the one blowing my brains out into a very cute and colorful tissue I might add. :) Bahaha. Oh and the chair that I am sitting on keeps squeaking at me when I move. I mean come on I know that I am not the size of a cheerleader, but dang I am not an elephant! I told Momma this and she said "Well, MINE doesn't make ANY noise."
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
Yep. That's just life for ya. And I want mine filled with laughter, love, music, cute guys, nice weather, good grades, tons of money, yummy food, oh and some cider sounds lovely right now.
Red Hot Chili Peppers on now. :) Smiles.
Well loves, gotta go. Class starts in 14 mins and I have a life that calls for music listening without having to think about what I am typing.
Much love always.
-eMiLy ElIzAbEtH fIsHeR
